He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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