FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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