So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
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