YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
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just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
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I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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