we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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