nutella sex= disaster
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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