there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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