Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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