Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
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you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
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No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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