I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
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I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
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LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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