your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
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you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
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I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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