he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I feel like a drive thru vagina
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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