Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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