I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
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i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
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Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
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