from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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