Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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