a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
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pop tarts are not kleenex
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
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Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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