Don't EVER smell your tampon
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
there is glitter all over my balls
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