Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
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The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
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the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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