apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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