i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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