So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
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oh and then you called a time out with your penis
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
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He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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