he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
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he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
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We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...