Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
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I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
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He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.