Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
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I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
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No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.