I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Last time i carry you out of a forest
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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