I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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