Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
you inspire me to be a worse person
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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