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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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