i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
he had hair everywhere except his balls
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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