he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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