Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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