If i come over, it means nothing
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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