How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
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You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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