Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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