Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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