Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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