Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
I want to have your abortion
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i think i have herpe
just one?
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
