I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
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it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
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My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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