his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
worst night to have a conscience
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
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You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
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I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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