ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
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All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
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He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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