when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
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