There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Just invented taco cereal.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
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