Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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