Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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