I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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