yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
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No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
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BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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