There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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