Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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