I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
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Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
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I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.