Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
You're like the curious george of whores
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..