yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
The 19 Strangest Things People Use To Get Off
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
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I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?