Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
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The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
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oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live