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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
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Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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