508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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