I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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