Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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