If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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