Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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