she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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