So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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